is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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