i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
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