ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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