Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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