i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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