Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Ketchup is God's man juice
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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