I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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