Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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