Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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