Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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