did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I'm just crazy horny about you
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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