yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
a search helicopter?!
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
We have started to decorate penises.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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