I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I'm having to shit out rocks
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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