office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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