No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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