I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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