i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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