Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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