we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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