We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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