You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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