I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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