thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
