If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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