its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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