some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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