Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I will pee on everything he values.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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