People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
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Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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