The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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