I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just cropdusted the office
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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