I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
They took my balls.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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