You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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