I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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