forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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