Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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