she was so not down for the gang bang
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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