The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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