just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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