she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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