I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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