After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
