As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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