girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
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