Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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