I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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