That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Randomize
