The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
You may now shotgun with the bride
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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