but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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