I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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