I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I hope mine doesn't look like that
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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