Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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