Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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