Nicole vs. Life
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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