Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Did I show you my penis last night?
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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