Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
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