those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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