I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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